* * * Forum OXMO Message * * * -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Titre : [FUN] Perles de bash.org Lancé le 20-06-2005 15:49 par Zakath Téléchargé de https://www.forum.oxmo.org/showthread.php?threadid=34923 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 1] Auteur : Zakath Date : 20-06-2005 15:49 Titre : [FUN] Perles de bash.org Voici quelques perles d'un site merveilleux, bash.org, avec des dialogues tirés d'IRC C'est en anglais mais en général magnifique. Voyez plutôt : [quote]gentoogod: omg dude gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today siral21: what was it gentoogod: ok before i say this gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted [url]http://bash.org/?420855[/url][/quote] [quote] I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too. Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org? I'll fucking KILL YOU! ! Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right? Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life. Don't worry, I won't post it. [Privmsg] Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org? [Privmsg] the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!! [Privmsg] hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him. [Privmsg] yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;) [Privmsg] You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you. [Privmsg] I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu . [Privmsg] *phew* spose you have a point [url]http://bash.org/?21516[/url][/quote] [quote] : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours. : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly. : Where u work? : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving) [url]http://bash.org/?258908[/url][/quote] [quote] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars ********* see! hunter2 doesnt look like stars to me ******* thats what I see oh, really? Absolutely you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 haha, does that look funny to you? lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* awesome! wait, how do you know my pw? er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw oh, ok. [url]http://bash.org/?244321[/url][/quote] [QUOTE] can you help me install GTA3? first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) ...[/QUOTE] -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 2] Auteur : Schoubi Date : 20-06-2005 15:55 PS: le même mais en FR ;) [url]http://bashfr.org/[/url] Ca me fait penser qu'il n'y a jamais personne sur le irc de oxmo §snif§ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 3] Auteur : Zakath Date : 20-06-2005 16:01 [quote] I love school Today our term paper due date's set Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member. So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" She waits for the laughs to die down and says: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"[/quote] erf speck, les noms des gens sont interprétés comme des balises html ! Sinon, pour l'irc d'oxmo, j'y suis de temps en temps (je suis tout le temps sur freenode et irc.perl.org). Genre maintenant, si tu veux passer ;) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 4] Auteur : Cthulhu22 Date : 20-06-2005 16:01 J'adore le LowerMyBills.com et le ******* :D :D @Zakath> le dernier truc que tu as posté est un blague archi connue ;) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 5] Auteur : Schoubi Date : 21-06-2005 08:29 Arf désolé Zakath je viens de relire le thread mais j'y passe régulièrement....Soit je suis tout seul, soit avec soul qui fait dodo :D -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-